Chapter Four
Sydney might have enjoyed the sights of Bresghnal immensely if she could have overlooked the feeling of madness that came with the view. Either she had knocked her head real good and was in a persistent dream state, or she had just plum lost her mind. Of the two options she was sticking to the idea that it was all a dream. It was easier than accepting that she’d gone nuts.
She had to admit that regardless of whether the place was real or not, it was incredibly beautiful. She found herself gazing at her surroundings like a child on Christmas morning.
“These are the villager’s homes.” He held his arm up, pointing at tree houses much like the one she had woken up in. If he hadn’t been pointing them out to her, though, she wouldn’t have noticed them amid the mass of other plants and trees that surrounded them.
“So, was that your tree house that I woke up in?” Sydney asked contemptuously.
The Auruman laughed boomingly at her inquiry and then, “No.” This followed by more laughter.
His laughter was interrupted by the appearance of another Auruman, this one was thicker built and not as tall, but had the same vivid violet eyes.
“Good afternoon, Prince Jameson.”
“Germen, how are you faring today?” The “prince” replied casually while Sydney stood watching the exchange with her mouth dropped open.
“All is well, would you care for something to eat? I’ve a fresh loaf of bread ready.” Germen offered.
“Excellent. Come along lass, and we’ll have a visit to the alehouse.” He began pulling her along again, but this time she dug in her heels.
“Just wait a damn minute.” She snapped.
“You’ll not be talking to me like that, lass.”
“Ok, first off, stop calling me lass! And secondly, I’ll talk to you however I would like.” She challenged.
He stared her down, completely unruffled.
“Why did the guy with the bread call you Prince?” She demanded.
“The title is my due.” He explained, as if she were a small, ignorant child.
“Of course. You’re a prince. In a magical world. Inside my head!” She yelled the last bit, hoping to shake his ever-steady reserved nature, but failing.
Instead he asked, in a supercilious manner, “is this how all humans act, or is this a personal trait of yours?”
“Excuse me?” She gasped.
“Your mood is ever-changing, and your voice modulates in the most unpleasant manner.” He adopted a stern, condescending expression, and the corner of his mouth turned down.
“Well, excuse me Mr. Perfect! Why don’t you go hop back in your tanning bed and leave me alone! Better yet, get me out of this godforsaken nightmare!” She shouted.
“What is this tanning bed? Are you issuing me an insult?” He asked, perplexed.
“This is the worst dream ever!” She stomped her feet and flailed her arms around in a manner she hadn’t used since early childhood.
“I apologize if you are having a difficult time adjusting to my land, given time, I think you will find much to enjoy in fair Bresghnal.” He informed her reassuringly.
“Why couldn’t I have dreamed about having wild sex with a gorgeous forest ranger?” She asked herself, completely ignoring the strange man beside her.
“You wish to complete the act of sex with a forest man? I assure you, you would find the services lacking. Also, I feel I have to question your desires, forest men are exceedingly ugly, mean, and stubby. Also, I imagine most females would be deterred by the warts alone.” He looked at her as if she was the maddest creature he’d ever set eyes on. It was probably true enough, Sydney felt mad as a hatter.
“Oh Christ, when am I going to wake up?” She spat out, frustrated.
“I am not this Christ you speak of. I am Jameson O’Riley, Prince of Bresghnal, and you lass, are starting to cause me some irritation.” He announced this last part as if he couldn’t quite believe himself.
“Fine. Sure, you’re the Prince of Bresghnal, and I’m the Queen of England.” She snorted.
“I am confused. You are lying, and finding this to be humorous?” He looked offended.
“How would you know if I’m lying, you have no idea who I am.” She snorted again, finding the whole situation amusing. It was either laugh, or cry. She chose laughter.
“You are Sydney, daughter of Nolan.” He said, matter-of-factly.
“How do you know my name?” She asked, no longer amused.
“You are Nolan’s daughter.” He said, as if that explained everything.
“I am NOT Nolan’s daughter. I don’t know who the fuck Nolan is.” She stormed away from him before the urge to strike him became too powerful to resist.
Prince Jameson O’Riley followed behind her at a close enough distance to ensure that she didn’t come to any great harm, but not close enough that he himself would come to harm. She seemed most agitated, and he didn’t particularly wish to hear anymore of her shouting. He sighed and wondered how fate could have chosen him a mate such as she.